Position Available: God of the Universe
When filling out your application, please answer the following questions:
What if you were God?
What would you do with all the sickness and disease in the world?
What would you do with all the physical disabilities in the world?
What would you do with all the murderers, rapists, pedophiles, thieves, drug dealers, and child molesters in the world?
What rules, if any, would you set for marriage, infidelity, or sexual orientation?
What laws, if any, would you instill for keeping order in society? If you say no laws, how will you keep order in the world? If you say there are laws, how would they be enforced and what would be the consequence if broken?
What would you do about poverty and wealth?
What would you do with self-centeredness, hatred, lust, selfishness, and greed?
What would you do with the environment, smog, pollution?
What would you do with nature, tsunamis, earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes?
What would say about parenting, work ethic, leadership?
What would you say about money?
What would you say about taxes?
What would you say about war?
Would there be war?
How would you change the way the world and the universe were physically created?
Would you give mankind free will?
What would you say about religions?
How would forgiveness work or would forgiveness even exist?
What would you do with addiction to drugs, alcohol, pornography, co-dependence, food?
What do you do about hunger?
Would there be sadness, depression or loneliness?
How would love be defined?
What emotions would you give to mankind?
Would there be a need for government? If yes, what would the government look like?
Bonus question:
If you started out by saying there is no God, still answer the questions from whatever position you wish. When completed, answer the question what name you would give to how you answered the questions, such as another god, luck, intelligent design, randomness, happenstance, coincidence, etc.
Thank you for applying for the position. As you might imagine, we have had millions of people applying. The people of the world will take your application into consideration and we will get back to you.
Just a Thought…
